😂 A few days ago, after quite a while…
I connected back with Maa Kali. 🔥🖤💫
She’s grace and power, love and lightning, all rolled into one.
More vibrant, more magnetic, more real than any being I’ve ever known.
She’s cool.
She’s sharp.
She’s divine mischief with cosmic command. 🕶️🌌⚡
She’s EVERYTHING.
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So I was talking to this client — someone who only knows me online. 🌐👤
But he’s no small fry:
📊 Master in his field
📈 Million+ followers on Twitter 🐦💥
💰 Courses worth a bomb
⚡ Respected name in charts, trades & systems.
We got talking. I shared deep stuff — real indicator secrets.
The kind of data tech that can literally pull lakhs out of nowhere if applied right. 🧠📉📊🧪
I told him:
“There’s no limit to how sweet you want to make the milk.
You just need the right fire.” 🥛🔥
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He listened… 👂
But I could feel it — that silent inner “meh.”
He wasn’t taking it seriously. Thought he was above it.
That’s when Mother jumped in. 👁️🖤
She said,
“He’s undermining what I gave you.
Let me jolt this stupid.” 😎💣
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💥 BOOM 💥
Suddenly — on my screen share — connected to his laptop —
A checkerboard pattern appeared.
Red and Black. 🔴⚫🔴⚫
Like an astral chessboard had landed on his TradingView.
I blinked. 🤨 “Tech glitch?”
Mother: “No. That’s me. This is how I roll.” 😈💻✨
Next thing — the guy starts shouting:
“Brooo what is this?? There’s a checkerboard on my screen!!
I can’t see anything! WTF is happening??” 😵🧯📉🟥⬛🟥⬛
Chaos mode: ON. 🚨📛🧨
I kept it cool:
“Just a tech glitch, refresh it.” 😅
But the kicker?
That checkerboard STAYED until he kept acknowledging it. 👀
And the moment he stopped reacting — it disappeared.
Poof. Gone. 💨🔮
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Mother goes: “Work’s done.” 😌👑
Suddenly the client turned all Zen. 🧘♂️
Quiet. Listening. Absorbing.
Like a 5-year-old sitting in front of the blackboard on his first day.
📚🎧🧠💡
Everything flowed after that.
No ego. No attitude.
Just pure learning.
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Maa handled it.
Her way. 💥🖤🌺
I even tried to recreate the pattern — attaching what I could make of it.
She’s done stuff like this before…
And honestly?
Bhagwan Ganesh ji once pulled off a tech stunt too —
But that one was louder, wilder, and straight-up digital demolition. 👁️🐘⚙️💣
But hey — that story’s for another time. 😉🔥
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